So Goose Gossage, mustached ball of old-man rage, will be passing out a book containing his version of baseball’s unwritten rules. Because, you know, people need to stay relevant.
Upon hearing the news, one detail sprang immediately to mind: It’s already been written, man. It’s already been written.
The Baseball Codes 
But his will surely teach new curse words.
If only it has that much going for it …
Was he even “relevant” during his prime? I mean….c’mon. What a joke.
Tough to argue with the guy’s fastball, but the rest of the package ain’t so shiny.
He doesn’t look like he reads much. Maybe you should send him a copy of your book 🙂
I actually interviewed him for the Baseball Codes, during old timers’ day at Yankee Stadium a number of years back. Oddly, back then he had scant interest in the subject.
A book about the unwritten rules of baseball? Sounds like a great idea! It does sort of sound familiar… I don’t know why… I can’t seem to put my finger on it. Hmmm…