In honor of the mothers in my life, I offer a brief selection of day-appropriate quotes:
- “Your book was quite good. When are you going to get a job?”—My mom, Ellen
- “You sounded great on the radio, honey. Why don’t you go work for EPSN?”—My mother-in-law, Simma
- “Hey, Mr. Famous Author, your kid has a diaper that needs changing.”—My wife, Laura
To the three of them, and mothers everywhere, I hope your days are as grand as Hallmark suggests they should be. Happy Mother’s Day to one and all.
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Maybe you oughta start up a website Shitmymomsays.
If only I was that brilliant . . .