In honor of the mothers in my life, I offer a brief selection of day-appropriate quotes:

• “Your book was quite good. When are you going to get a job?”—My mom, Ellen
• “You sounded great on the radio, honey. Why don’t you go work for EPSN?”—My mother-in-law, Simma
• “Hey, Mr. Famous Author, your kid has a diaper that needs changing.”—My wife, Laura

To the three of them, and mothers everywhere, I hope your days are as grand as Hallmark suggests they should be. Happy Mother’s Day to one and all.

– Jason